The whole school went to a ballet.  Now, Hoffbeast was hoping that Neil would say that his favorite part was when it was over. 

(Yes, he's not the most cultured of men--ha!) 

But no....Neil can make just about anything he does fun. 

(It's part of our problem with discipline, to be honest.) 

The best part about the ballet for him?  The backflips, of course!