Next time, try Rex and Tom's knock-knocks

GUEST WRITER:  REX (describing a scene recently played out one day while riding in our van...it was pretty hilarious!)

Scene I

Rex: Knock knock.

Tom: Who's there?

Rex: Ketchup.

Tom: Thank you.

Scene II

Rex: Tom, when I say ketchup, you say "ketchup who?". Okay?

Tom: Okay.

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Rex: Knock knock.

Tom: Who's there?

Rex: Ketchup.

Tom: [giggles and takes imaginary ketchup from Rex]

Scene III

Rex: Tom, JUST...SAY..."KETCHUP...WHO?"...O...KAY?!?!!

Tom: [nods head]

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Rex: Knock knock.

Tom: Ketchup who?

Scene IV

Tom: Knock knock.

Rex: Who's there?

Tom: Ketchup.

Rex: Groan. Uh...ketchup who?

Tom:  Mustard.

Scene V: The joke behind the jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup to me and I'll tell you.

 (Intro by Hoffbeauty. All the rest by Rex.) Copyright (C) 2012. All rights reserved.

(Yes, he wrote that last line, too.)  :)